JOKES THREAD!

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davecarp1
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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby davecarp1 » Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:08 pm

hi lads just beware what you buy on ebay search for any information you can get,got scammed last week spent£95+25 postage for a penis enlarger,got sent a magnifying glass only instructions don't use in bright sunlight

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bencarp16
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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby bencarp16 » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:45 am

Luis Suarez "i like defenders but i couldnt eat a whole one!" :lol:
Earn money at work, spend it all on fishing!

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Gavfish
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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby Gavfish » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:33 am

:roll: :lol:
Just 1 of many on Twitter this morning.
So apparently Luis Suarez has spoken to Ivanovic on the phone. Not to apologise, he just wanted to order a takeaway. :roll: :lol:
And 1 of the many photos.
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Checkbook and pen......again!!!!

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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby davecarp1 » Tue May 28, 2013 8:39 pm

grand kids don't you just love,funny,boisterous,cheeky,played piggy back riding for four hours, with my four year old grandson nearly done my back in, was doing alright till i fell off

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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby Gavfish » Fri May 31, 2013 10:10 pm

A friend of mine caught a massive shark, despite losing both arms.

I asked how big it was and he said: "It was this..... Oh... Shit." :roll:
Checkbook and pen......again!!!!

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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby bencarp16 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:14 am

It's proving very difficult to find a shop selling "Left Guard" for my other armpit...

Brazils new stadium looks good, I expected the pitch to just be a strip of turf on the edge of the box.

Saw a sign on the train saying "please give this seat to an elderly person" so i unscrewed it and took it to my granddads house...

:lol: ;)
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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby Gavfish » Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:18 pm

My mate has invented a hookless fishing line.

It'll never catch on
Checkbook and pen......again!!!!

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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby davecarp1 » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:05 pm

went to a party sat night,great do loads beer,food,music,had to go outside for a smoke,two girls followed me out started fighting over me got really nasty had to phone the police,saregent on the desk said it was'nt an emergency i said it was the fat birds winning

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Re: JOKES THREAD!

Postby davecarp1 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:41 pm

asked what time the gunners match kicked off,every fifteen minutes


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