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11 years 1 week ago #6754
by davecarp1
Replied by davecarp1 on topic JOKES THREAD!
hi lads just beware what you buy on ebay search for any information you can get,got scammed last week spent£95+25 postage for a penis enlarger,got sent a magnifying glass only instructions don't use in bright sunlight
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10 years 11 months ago #6769
by bencarp16
<t>Earn money at work, spend it all on fishing!</t>
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Luis Suarez "i like defenders but i couldnt eat a whole one!" <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
<t>Earn money at work, spend it all on fishing!</t>
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10 years 11 months ago #6772
by Gavfish
Checkbook and pen......again!!!!
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Just 1 of many on Twitter this morning.
So apparently Luis Suarez has spoken to Ivanovic on the phone. Not to apologise, he just wanted to order a takeaway. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
And 1 of the many photos.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIcJ9NkCEAA83Wm.jpg:large
Just 1 of many on Twitter this morning.
So apparently Luis Suarez has spoken to Ivanovic on the phone. Not to apologise, he just wanted to order a takeaway. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
And 1 of the many photos.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIcJ9NkCEAA83Wm.jpg:large
Checkbook and pen......again!!!!
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10 years 10 months ago #6924
by davecarp1
Replied by davecarp1 on topic JOKES THREAD!
grand kids don't you just love,funny,boisterous,cheeky,played piggy back riding for four hours, with my four year old grandson nearly done my back in, was doing alright till i fell off
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10 years 10 months ago #6933
by Gavfish
Checkbook and pen......again!!!!
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A friend of mine caught a massive shark, despite losing both arms.
I asked how big it was and he said: "It was this..... Oh... Shit."
I asked how big it was and he said: "It was this..... Oh... Shit."
Checkbook and pen......again!!!!
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10 years 10 months ago #6938
by bencarp16
<t>Earn money at work, spend it all on fishing!</t>
Replied by bencarp16 on topic JOKES THREAD!
It's proving very difficult to find a shop selling "Left Guard" for my other armpit...
Brazils new stadium looks good, I expected the pitch to just be a strip of turf on the edge of the box.
Saw a sign on the train saying "please give this seat to an elderly person" so i unscrewed it and took it to my granddads house...
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Brazils new stadium looks good, I expected the pitch to just be a strip of turf on the edge of the box.
Saw a sign on the train saying "please give this seat to an elderly person" so i unscrewed it and took it to my granddads house...
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<t>Earn money at work, spend it all on fishing!</t>
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10 years 6 months ago #7148
by Gavfish
Checkbook and pen......again!!!!
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My mate has invented a hookless fishing line.
It'll never catch on
It'll never catch on
Checkbook and pen......again!!!!
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10 years 6 months ago #7149
by davecarp1
Replied by davecarp1 on topic JOKES THREAD!
went to a party sat night,great do loads beer,food,music,had to go outside for a smoke,two girls followed me out started fighting over me got really nasty had to phone the police,saregent on the desk said it was'nt an emergency i said it was the fat birds winning
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10 years 4 months ago #7283
by davecarp1
Replied by davecarp1 on topic JOKES THREAD!
asked what time the gunners match kicked off,every fifteen minutes
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